Have you been listening to the negotiations between China and Tibet?

Cakefarts

Cakefarts

I'm not sure that I recommend this in any way. But it is the most ridiculous thing I have seen on the internet in a long time, and made me laugh a lot.

NSFW. Possibly offensive. Probably disgusting.

A Twinkie for Gorbachev

GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO - BIGGER AND RUSSIANER from Tom Stern on Vimeo.

And who will save our American women from the political zombies???

So much for Advanced Civilization

That's Just Wrong, Perhaps Evil

Yes, That's Right - I Didn't Make It To The Solstice Circle When Called

Late last night, about 9 p.m. I was met at my front door by an opossum.
He stood squarely at the door, facing the house, waiting.
I stepped up beside him, placed my feet firmly together, and pointed a wagging finger at him.
"I'm sorry, Your not getting into this house, mister." I said gently to my would be guest.
He turned and moved about 3 steps to the left.
He then turned to look back inside through the glass beside the door, giving me the occasional sideways glance of disgust.
I watched him as I opened the door and went inside. He never twitched a muscle. I checked back in a couple of minutes. He was gone the third time I looked. My guess is that The Wonderful World of Disney had just gone off.

George Carlin dead at 71

The 9 Best Mirror Pep Talks

The greatest inspiration comes from within. Or it comes from within, but it looks like it´s coming from someone else who looks just like you.

The 9 Best Mirror Pep Talks

Cause There's Nothing Else To Do

Ya, I got 'cha Star Trek

Star Trek Lingo

Data, just hold the emergency photon-emitting device over this thing I'm working on. And shut-up...