Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Open letter to Kris Kringle a.k.a. Santa Claus

SKIPPY, Granny's white long haired chichaua is a Tribble that growls. There is long white hair on every surface imaginable and several unimaginable. Even in my toothbrush. Because Granny is blind, and deaf, and more than a rock’s throw the other side of senile, Skippy considers my entire house one big toilet. Outdoors, this dog will walk and play, then sit and look at you. I have locked him outside for hours & as soon as he is let inside, he releases all. No training has changed this and Granny thinks it’s funny. Ya, a real hoot.
Santa, my Christmas wish includes a video camera, 3 large helium balloons, and good strong string.

By the way, check out a review of the album "Substance W - A Boiling Vat of Adhesive Xmas" at A Christmas Yuleblog. I was so impressed that I imeadiatly popped over to Amazon and purchased the album.

Thursday, November 13, 2008

Wired: The Best Fictional Doomsday Devices

From earth-shattering fusion reactors to catastrophic earthquake machines to planet-destroying space stations... the junk science and catastrophic fear that make fictional doomsday devices fun.

And my girlfriend just broke up with me, so universe-splitting doom all around... or just kill me.

Wired: The Best Fictional Doomsday Devices

Tuesday, November 11, 2008