Thursday, July 30, 2009

A Thursday Pick-Me-Up

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Deteriorata, Deteriorata)

Go placidly amidst the noise and waste, and remember what comfort there may be in owning a piece thereof. Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires. Speak glowingly of those greater than yourself; and heed well their advice, even though they be turkeys. Know what to kiss - and when. Consider that two wrongs never make a right, but that three do. Wherever possible, put people on hold. Be comforted, that in the face of all irridity and disillusionment, and despite the changing fortunes of time, there is always a big future in computer maintenance.

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)

Remember the Pueblo. Strive at all times to bend, fold, spindle, and mutilate. Know yourself. If you need help, call the FBI. Exercise caution in your daily affairs, especially with those persons closest to you... That lemon on your left, for instance. Be assured that a walk through the seas of most souls would scarcely get your feet wet. Fall not in love, therefore, it will stick to your face. Gracefully surrender the things of youth: the birds, clean air, tuna, Taiwan - and let not the sands of time get in your lunch. Hire people with hooks. For a good time, call 606-4311, ask for Ken. Take heart in the deepening gloom that your dog is finally getting enough cheese. And reflect that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Milwaukee.

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)

Therefore, make peace with your god, whatever you perceive him to be: hairy thunderer or cosmic muffin. With all its hopes, dreams, promises, and urban renewal, the world continues to deteriorate. GIVE UP!

(You are a fluke of the universe.
You have no right to be here.
Whether you can hear it or not,
The universe is laughing behind your back.)

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Score Another For The Geeks!

‘Transparent aluminium’ previously only existed in science fiction, featuring in the movie Star Trek IV, but the real material is an exotic new state of matter with implications for planetary science and nuclear fusion.

See Transparent Aluminum Is ‘New State Of Matter’

Monday, July 20, 2009

Does Gravity Fluctuate During A Total Eclipse?

If these Chinese scientist can prove that it does, We Don't Know Nutten! Perhaps it is possible to travel the universe in a Police Call Box.

See article in NewScientist.com July eclipse is best chance to look for gravity anomaly

Thursday, July 16, 2009

On Baristas And Beards

USBC Beards from Spit Cup on Vimeo.

End-Of-The-World Scenario, No Fusion?


"Unless we get fusion to work in some fashion we are doomed, aren't we?" argues Martin Fleishmann

see Interview: Fusion in a cold climate via www.newscientist.com

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

RoboGeisha - The War Of The Geisha Begins



It's RoboRific! Can't help it - I must see this cheesy fucking movie.

Monday, July 6, 2009