That's Just Wrong, Perhaps Evil

Yes, That's Right - I Didn't Make It To The Solstice Circle When Called

Late last night, about 9 p.m. I was met at my front door by an opossum.
He stood squarely at the door, facing the house, waiting.
I stepped up beside him, placed my feet firmly together, and pointed a wagging finger at him.
"I'm sorry, Your not getting into this house, mister." I said gently to my would be guest.
He turned and moved about 3 steps to the left.
He then turned to look back inside through the glass beside the door, giving me the occasional sideways glance of disgust.
I watched him as I opened the door and went inside. He never twitched a muscle. I checked back in a couple of minutes. He was gone the third time I looked. My guess is that The Wonderful World of Disney had just gone off.

George Carlin dead at 71

The 9 Best Mirror Pep Talks

The greatest inspiration comes from within. Or it comes from within, but it looks like it´s coming from someone else who looks just like you.

The 9 Best Mirror Pep Talks

Cause There's Nothing Else To Do

Ya, I got 'cha Star Trek

Star Trek Lingo

Data, just hold the emergency photon-emitting device over this thing I'm working on. And shut-up...

Star Trek medical technology...

Star Trek medical technology is now in use at a sawbones near you. My sister had this procedure recently...



The Electro Interstitial Scanner EIS System

how many people are crushed to death on the Japanese subway system?

via nonwrestler

PDA's Banished To Oblivion

Alton Towers Resort, an English amusement park, will be piloting a "PDA Free Zone" from May 25th thru June 1st.
Russell Barnes, Divisional Director for the Alton Towers Resort explains; "What we have here is the ultimate short break location where every member of the family can unwind and have fun."
It would seem "What we've got here is failure to communicate."
Listen for cries of "I needs me my crackberry!"

Where the fuck is Mike?

Blogging from my cell phone, now. What an age of miracles and wonders and totally useless shit we live in...

Where the fuck is Mike?